Two Things Involved

The Nigerian comedian "Basket Mouth" has come up with his two things involved.
He said that there are things that are happening he is not happy about in the world in general. He said in this life we live there are two things involved, either you are a man or you are a woman. If you are a woman you are safe. if you are a man, there are two things involved. Its either you are a civilian or you are in the military.

If you are a civilian you are safe.If you are in military there are two things involved. Its either you are in the office, or you are at the war front. If you are in the office you are safe. If you are at the war front there are two things involved.

Its either you kill somebody, or somebody kills you. If you kill somebody you are safe. If somebody kills you there are two things involved. Its either you are being buried or your body is used for manure. If you are being buried you are safe. If your body is used for manure there are two things involved.

Its either you are used to grow plants, flowers or you are used for trees. If you are used for flowers you are safe. If you are used for trees there are two things involved.Its either you are used to make papers and tissue papers or you are used to make furniture. If you are used for furniture you are safe. If you are used for tissue paper there are two things involved.

 Its either you are being used by a man or you are being used by a woman. If you are being used by a man you are safe, but if you are being by a woman there are two things involved.She either uses you from the back or she uses you from the front. if she uses you from back you are safe, if you are being used from the front there are two things involved.

Its either you contact gonorrhea or you contact HIV. If you contact gonorrhea you are safe if you contact HIV there is only one thing involved . . .